Furio Charo Bain: I'm a cute, but complicated cat

Approximate recounting of Lisa's return to Boston

Alex: I couldn't figure out how to turn off your alarm clock while you were gone

Lisa: I'm so sorry

Lisa: Wait, I turned it off before I left

Alex: Well, it went off each morning at an ungodly hour

Lisa: Was Furio fiddling with it?

Alex: Actually, yeah, a lot

Alex: And it went off each morning right around the time that he normally starts begging for food

Me: [pretending not to notice that everyone's staring at me]