Furio Charo Bain: I'm a cute, but complicated cat

“To whom it may concern at Greenies’ Pill Pockets,

I’m writing to complain about the antibiotics I recently discovered in your product. I could forgive a single incident, but this has been happening twice a day for nearly 10 days.

Please take the necessary steps to improve your QA processes.

Sincerely,
Furio”