Furio Charo Bain: I'm a cute, but complicated cat

I'm such a badass!

Me: I totally think I could jump from the banister to the space above the washing machine.

Alex: Dude, that's like 6 feet up from the banister, and 3 feet away.

Me: Whatevs

Alex: You know that if you miss the jump, you're gonna fall about 10 feet.

Me: [jumping...successfully]