Furio Charo Bain: I'm a cute, but complicated cat

Usain Bolt adopts abandoned Kenyan cheetah cub, names it Lightning Bolt.

Cute story, but “Lightning” was a bit obvious for the name, right?

I’d have gone with something clever, like Toggle.

By the way, I suspect I could whoop Lightning in a race, based on my rigorous training. “Fastest land animal” my paw.