I'm the cat you keep hearing about.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I didn’t want to dignify Melissa’s condescension with a response, but I’m just too miffed.
I sleep 16 hours a day, and I’m a go getter compared to the cats I see on Big Cat Diaries. How sedate much she be if I’m “naturally active?”
Furthermore, I want to work for my food? Look, I love chasing fake mice (who doesn’t?), but what does that have to do with tasty tuna or Greenies treats?
She does make a decent point later in her piece: for reasons I can’t explain, I do get a kick out of touching hands with my nose. I’d do fist bumps too, but people never seem to greet me that way.