Furio Charo Bain: I'm a cute, but complicated cat

I knocked over a wine glass in the kitchen yesterday, and it exploded like a bomb when it hit the ground. We’re still finding glass shards all over the upstairs. Everytime Alex picks one up, he gives me this disapproving look, like he’s never broken a glass in his life. If he’s never had an accident in his life than why’s he missing half a knuckle on his right hand?