Furio Charo Bain: I'm a cute, but complicated cat

As 2008 winds to a close, FurioBain.com would like to hand out it’s (now) annual Furiowards!!!

We went through the nominees and acceptance in private ceremony held earlier this week on Putnam Avenue, but here are the winners, by category:

• Best Nap: The Oscars
• Best Team Nap: Lisa, me, & a red blanket
• Most Embarrassing Moment, Solo: Caught with My Pants Down
• Most Embarrassing Moment, Team: Dirty Dancing
• Best Meal: Turkey Feast in Gravy
• Best Fight Scene: Furio “The Hitman” Bain vs. Whitie “The Great White Hope” Bain
• Most Socially Responsible Moment: The Time I Went Green
• Biggest Tantrum: The Cape Cod Incident
• Hardest Workout: Bootcamp
• Best Musical Performance: The Rubber Band Man
• Best Supporting Actor: One Big Cookie
• Best Leading Actor: Brokecat Putnam

As the recipient of many of these Furiowards, I can’t tell you how much it means to me to be respected by the voters, the readers, and adoring fans everywhere. I intend to challenge myself in 2009 to take my game to the next level. I’ll nap in places previously unimaginable, and I’ll approach each meal like it may be my last. Thanks again, and have a happy new year!